Did you really need to eat that third egg roll?
The Lottery is a tax on the financially irresponsible
Your lucky numbers are 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21
Body Odor is not Umami
"It's spelled Judgmental, not Judgemental. Pathetic"
Discretely go the restroom and get that green stuff out from between your teeth.
failure, the best teacher, welcomes you to the classroom again.
Well! Aren't you special!
The one who takes the last fortune cookie ends up alone in life.
Aw. Bless your heart.
You should know not to make that sort of joke without posting this well-known meme.
#JudgementalFortuneCookies
#HashtagGames
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.
That meat wasn't what you thought it was. And you should know better.
Keep and open mind and a closed mouth
Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @paul Let's play!
#JudgementalFortuneCookies
#HashTagGames
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